“Shark week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.”
Here’s a funny picture that shows despite all the training, not all of us reach our weight goals.
Here’s a funny swimming picture for the ladies….. and a few of the guys.
I don’t care if you’re ranked #1 in the state for 100m freestyle. I have a feeling you’ll suddenly forget how to swim if you see these guys lined up ready to save you.
“If you’re swimming in the lane next to me, the answer is yes, we are racing.” It’s not that we plan on doing it, it just kinda happens.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.