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Swimming Humor

We go in hard and come out wet

The Lane Next To Me

“If you’re swimming in the lane next to me, the answer is yes, we are racing.”  It’s not that we plan on doing it, it just kinda happens.

funny swimming picture - lane racing

Scratch-n-Sniff

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Chlorine – Swimmer’s Perfume

You might want to get this funny swim shirt if you truly enjoy smelling like chlorine for the rest of the day after a swim session, as I do.  There’s just something invigorating about it!

chlorine perfume - funny swim shirt

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Something touched my foot!

Oh this is so true.  There’s a world of difference between swimming in a pool versus open-water.  Seaweed becomes Jaws, plastic bags become the biggest jelly fish ever and shadows are 12′ wide sting rays.  This funny swimming picture puts in to words what we all think when we hit the open water.

Funny swimming picture - sharks or seaweed

Swimming Kitty

Who says you need to be in a pool to practice your stroke?  Here’s a funny swimming picture showing a kitty defying gravity.

Funny swimming picture - defying gravity